Marketing for People Who Hate Marketing.

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Software companies have you trapped in this endless cycle of monthly payments. $47 here, $97 there, and suddenly you're bleeding $2,000 a month just to run your business. Miss a payment? They lock you out of your own work. Your files, your data, everything you built - gone. That's not ownership.

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Meanwhile, people are getting laid off left and right. Twenty years at a company means nothing when they need to make the quarterly numbers look better. AI's taking over more jobs every month. The only thing that doesn't get laid off is the business you build yourself. Start something now while you still have that paycheck coming in. Make your mistakes while you've got time. Because when that pink slip comes, you want to already have customers, not be updating your resume with everyone else.

Had coffee with a former client last week who was about ready to throw her laptop out the window. Guess what she said?

"I spent $8,000 on this website. Perfect SEO score. First page of Google. And last month? Two leads. TWO. Meanwhile, my competitor who can barely spell is somehow everywhere. Someone told me I need to optimize for AI now? What does that even mean? I just figured out what a meta description is." Sound familiar? The game changed and nobody sent you the memo.

You have read like 600 articles on SEO and you still aren’t sure what it is, but that’s fine. Everyone keeps telling you to “make sure you use keywords” and “make sure you do updated keyword research” but you don’t even know what that means. In short, the “algorithm” (aka the tech that determines what to show you) on social apps AND Google both work similarly in that you will be connected with other people who have stuff in common with you.

Ever wonder why you keep seeing ads for that pair of shoes you looked at once? That’s retargeting ads in action. Retargeting, also known as remarketing, targets people who’ve previously visited your website but didn’t make a purchase. These ads follow users around the web, reminding them of what they’re missing out on. My personal favorite obsessive retargeting brands? Amazon and Halara. I mean, they REALLY figured this shit out.

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